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Do we really need old old nursery rhyme

Rain rain 

go away 

 Mister Eddie wants to play

You know sometimes when you get older you stop and think about the little nursery rhymes that you had when you were  a kid and where the hell did they come from and why do they always stick in our minds that you could never remember the ending 

So here's your answer to this one from Wikipedia

And???

And why was Jack so nimble

And did she really have a goose

And did old mother Hubbard really live in a cupboard  or did old mother Hubbard live in a shoe

Now was pattycake related to the bakers man

Now did  bad bad Leroy Brown  really try not to spit in the wind or Pull  Superman's cape

Oh wait forget that  racy, racy, racy, 

,that's not a nursery rhyme,,sorry

And why did The fox really need to jump over the lazy damm dog anyway

Sorry forget that one two,, that's an exercise,, 

So if that brings back memories for you  I have already created something warm and soft and good 

Think of yours,,,,    and enjoy

So enjoy and read on

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Similar rhymes can be found in many societies, including ancient Greece. The modern English language rhyme can be dated to at least to the 17th century when James Howell in his collection of proverbs noted:

Raine raine goe to Spain: faire weather come againe.^[1]

A version very similar to the modern version was noted by John Aubrey in 1687 as used by "little children" to "charme away the Raine...":

Rain raine goe away,

Come again a Saturday.^[1]

A wide variety of alternatives have been recorded including: "Midsummer day", "washing day", "Christmas Day" and "Martha's wedding day".^[1]

In the mid-19th century James Orchard Halliwell collected and published the version:

Rain, rain, go away

Come again another day

Little Arthur wants to play.^[2]

In a book from the late 19th century, the lyrics are as follows:

Rain, Rain,

Go away;

Come again,

April day;

Little Johnny wants to play.^[3]

Rain rain

go away 

come again another day 

little (insert your name here )wants to play

Boy did he get it right

N. Dakota Hwy. safety is real jerk serious

And To think the other 48 states get mad at us when we text while driving   

It would be worth a whole paycheck for Florida Highway Patrol to put that up on your amber alert highway billboard there would be people run off the road laughing

 Don't jerk and drive!! - 

Don't jerk and drive!! We know who you are! Cut that shit out now! We have the pictures as well!!

I don't make this shit up really

 Fat Women Posting in Personals -

It's getting laughable. There are so many fat women looking to get laid. On one hand, I guess they have to advertise for sex. On the other hand, most of their encounters have to be a one night stand.

Here's a novel idea; rather than suffering years or decades of your life depressed and with low self esteem, how about spending 6-9 months on a diet?????

For the record, there is no such thing as a BBW!

Places Not to go if You Want to Stay Alive

This is FASCINATING!!
WORLD MURDER STATISTIC
From the World Health Organization
The latest Murder Statistics for the world: Murders per 100,000 citizens per year.
Honduras 91.6 (WOW!!)
El Salvador 69.2
Cote d'lvoire 56.9
Jamaica 52.2
Venezuela 45.1
Belize 41.4
US Virgin Islands 39.2
Guatemala 38.5
Saint Kitts and Nevis 38.2
Zambia 38.0
Uganda 36.3
Malawi 36.0
Lesotho 35.2
Trinidad and Tobago 35.2
Colombia 33.4
South Africa 31.8
Congo 30.8
Central African Republic 29.3
Bahamas 27.4
Puerto Rico 26.2
Saint Lucia 25.2
Dominican Republic 25.0
Tanzania 24.5
Sudan 24.2
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines 22.9
Ethiopia 22.5
Guinea 22.5
Dominica 22.1
Burundi 21.7
Democratic Republic of the Congo 21.7
Panama 21.6
Brazil 21.0
Equatorial Guinea 20.7
Guinea-Bissau 20.2
Kenya 20.1
Kyrgyzstan 20.1
Cameroon 19.7
Montserrat 19.7
Greenland 19.2
Angola 19.0
Guy ana 18.6
Burkina Faso 18.0
Eritrea 17.8
Namibia 17.2
Rwanda 17.1
Mexico 16.9
Chad 15.8
Ghana 15.7
Ecuador 15.2
North Korea 15.2
Benin 15.1
Sierra Leone 14.9
Mauritania 14.7
Botswana 14.5
Zimbabwe 14.3
Gabon 13.8
Nicaragua 13.6
French Guiana 13.3
Papua New Guinea 13.0
Swaziland 12.9
Bermuda 12.3
Comoros 12.2
Nigeria 12.2
Cape Verde 11.6
Grenada 11.5
Paraguay 11.5
Barbados 11.3
Togo 10.9
Gambia 10.8
Peru 10.8
Myanmar 10.2
Russia 102
Liberia 10.1
Costa Rica 10.0
Nauru 9.8
Bolivia 8.9
Mozambique 8.8
Kazakhstan 8.8
Senegal 8.7
Turks and Caicos Islands 8.7
Mongolia 8.7
British Virgin Islands 8.6
Cayman Islands 8.4
Seychelles 8.3
Madagascar 8.1
Indonesia 8.1
Mali 8.0
Pakistan 7.8
Moldova 7.5
Kiribati 7.3
Guadeloupe 7.0
Haiti 6.9
Timor-Leste 6.9
Anguilla 6.8
Antigua and Barbuda 6.8
Lithuania 6.6
Uruguay 5.9
Philippines 5.4
Ukraine 5.2
Estonia 5.2
Cuba 5.0
Belarus 4.9
Thailand 4.8
Suriname 4.6
Laos 4.6
Georgia 4.3
Martinique 4.2
And .........
The United States 4.
ALL (109) of the countries above America ,
HAVE 100% gun bans.
It might be of interest to note that SWITZERLAND is not shown on this list, because it has...NO MURDER OCCURRENCE!
However, SWITZERLAND 'S law requires that EVERYONE:
1. Own a gun.
2. Maintain Marksman qualifications ... regularly .
Did you learn anything from this?

Why I don't like shopping

Five guesses as to what is for supper 

Seeing as how I have to work tomorrow I need to build up my strength

Well I have all the food groups. And see I get 25% more food