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Sunday, March 1, 2015

The cupboards are empty ???

The slider is in and done the bifold doors is done the shelves are in  hooray
Now on to the next part of the projects

Wednesday, February 25, 2015

Light at what tunnel ???

Well there's a light at the end of the tunnel however it's not very bright
But it's a light nevertheless
The coat closet is done except for the lower trim the center closet is done except for painting the shelves and the lower trim the bifold door closet is done except for the painting and the Lower trim
The refrigerator closet is done except for painting the  doors above it
At this time I'm not going to do anything on the header trim above the closet doors because I'm going to replace an revamp most of that ceiling in The hall and living room
However unfortunately I have to remodel the bathroom and the kitchen before I can tackle the ceiling
Otherwise I'm chasing my tail on the ceiling
And then at the Point somewhere at the same time I have to do the floor (The floor is good I just need to get rid of the rug)( found a nice all 100% bamboo flooring )(looks like laminate but it's not)
And then if you think I'm going to rest your out of your mind
I have to remodel the bathroom 
remodel the kitchen 
raise the floor in the Florida room 12 inches 
take the jealousy windows that are crappy out and put in 3 vinyl windows
Now the catch to this equation is I have to take out all three RV type walls to the roofline we're not changing the roof because of code
However we are going to restud everything as you would a house under the roof 
Oh and did I say were going to have to put 2 doors in there  like in standard doors
And then if you want to come over you can help me put vinyl siding on all of the outside
I know I'm forgetting something
Then I can probably sit back and wait for hurricane season
Shit I live in Florida that ain't funny

Unfortunately I haven't been able to adjust my iPad so that I can get everything in the picture but then again I'm only 11 feet wide 37 feet long so if you think this is a close-up you're right
I got to stand in the bathroom to take the picture and no poop was  stepped on taking the first three pictures
I'm not even finished an the wifes putting stuff away

Tuesday, February 24, 2015

To a wonderful friend,, Grace

To A wonderful friend ,, Grace

Please let Sheri and I be Among the friends that would like to congratulate you
And wish you all safe passage an exciting new wonderful ventures that the two of you have in store
Whether it be north south east or west no matter how far or how short,  May your dreams guide you
And keep you both safe for many years to come

  Sheri &  Ed. 2015





Monday, February 23, 2015

Sometime in the near future

 

Even so I stole this from the Bayfield bunch!,, I know this is a joke however think about what's going to happen in the future

Ordering a Pizza in the Future 

Operator: Thank you for calling Pizza Delivery. May I have your National ID number?  

Customer: Hi, I'd like to place an order.  

Operator: I must have your NIDN first, sir.  
Customer: My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, eh, it's 6102049998-45-54610.  
Operator: Thank you Mr. Sheehan. I see you live at 1742 Meadowland Drive, and the phone number is 494-2366. Your office number over at Lincoln Insurance is 745-2302 and your cell number is 266-2566. Email address is sheehan@home.net. Which number are you calling from sir?  
Customer: Huh? I'm at home. Where'd you get all this information?  
Operator: We're wired into the HSS, sir.  
Customer: The HSS, what is that?  
Operator: We're wired into the Homeland Security System, sir. This will add only 15 seconds to your ordering time.  
Customer: (sighs) Oh well, I'd like to order a couple of your All-Meat Special pizzas.  
Operator: I don't think that's a good idea, sir.  
Customer: Whaddya mean?  
Operator: Sir, your medical records and commode sensors indicate that you've got very high blood pressure and extremely high cholesterol. Your National Health Care provider won't allow such an unhealthy choice.  
Customer: What?!?! What do you recommend, then?  
Operator: You might try our low-fat Soybean Pizza. I'm sure you'll! like it.  
Customer: What makes you think I'd like something like that?  
Operator: Well, you checked out 'Gourmet Soybean Recipes' from your local library last week, sir. That's why I made the suggestion.  
Customer: All right, all right. Give me two family-sized ones then.  
Operator: That should be plenty for you, your wife and your four kids. Your 2 dogs can finish the crusts, sir. Your total is $49.99.  
Customer: Lemme give you my credit card number.  
Operator: I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid you'll have to pay in cash. Your credit card balance is over its limit.  
Customer: I'll run over to the ATM and get some cash before your driver gets here.  
Operator: That won't work either, sir. Your checking account is overdrawn also.  
Customer: Never mind! Just send the pizzas. I'll have the cash ready. How long will it take?  
Operator: We're running a little behind, sir. It'll be about 45 minutes, sir. If you're in a hurry you might want to pick'em up while you're out getting the cash, but then, carrying pizzas on a motorcycle can be a little awkward.  
Customer: Wait! How do you know I ride a scooter?  
Operator: It says here you're in arrears on your car payments, so your car got repo'ed. But your Harley's paid for and you just filled the tank yesterday.  
Customer: Well, I'll be a #%#^^&$%^$@#  
Operator: I'd advise watching your language, sir. You've already got a July 4, 2003, conviction for swearing at a cop and another one I see here in September for contempt at your hearing for swearing at a judge Oh yes, I see here that you just got out from a 90 day stay in the State Correctional Facility. Is this your first pizza since your return to society?  
Customer: (speechless)  
Operator: Will there be anything else, sir?  
Customer: Yes, I have a coupon for a free 2 liter of Coke.  
Operator: I'm sorry sir, but our ad's exclusionary clause prevents us from offering free soda to diabetics. The New Constitution prohibits this. Thank you for calling Pizza Delivery. 


Sunday, February 22, 2015

Florida Steve T

Steve T 
Doug Sonders used to be or still is the division general manager for stark and shut the Tampa plant down and shut the Rockledge  division down and The last time I looked they still have plants in Poplarville Mississippi Texas ? And  north in Ohio and South Carolina I believe there was one near the coast in Virginia but I'm not sure
Texting is the  best way to get me 

Thursday, February 19, 2015

That's some pretty scary stuff

I made the mistake of looking up arthritis under  Googles images.   Please don't do that
On a scale of 1 to 10 I'm probably a 3
My biggest problem is not the arthritis it's going back and forth from in my closets (wow that sounds pretty bad ) to  the outside where I have to cut my wood. Then back in the house then back outside it feels like a yo-yo  with a lot of stooping bending and twisting and trust me  it,s not a good thing and 71
Most of what I got is inflamed joints  and old-age. Old age sucks sometimes well most of the time except when you get a  senior food discount. at the time and I take an ibuprofen and it helps  along with a little catnap. Didn't somebody say catnaps were good almost like free and free is always good
Aside from having a busted  thumb socket from Wayback 40 years ago to an 
Andachilles heel from 2 years back I certainly need to count myself damn lucky.
And it's pretty bad when I got a brother that's 82 that can whip my ass and he goes commercial fishing during the summertime that' old boys got way more stamina  and I will ever have
So as they say if you could take another breath and put your feet on the ground in the morning you've already started the day out perfect even if it is 930am


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