Flip Flop Resort Inn: Padding for the old parts

A Well If you think you're going to build a manufactured home somebody's gonna live in don't you think that somebody would be smart enough to do things right noooooo

I think they pick up all the rejects and I can't blame it on the Mexicans because they're a lot smarter than that

So the only ones I can blame it on it's a damn rednecks

It's called drill a hole for the pipe hell they'll never know

And if they do I got a way better job Working forMcDonald's making better money

Now the reason why I call a redneck stupid as for very good reason

This is the first one.

Now last night about midnight o'clock I walk in my bedroom

And I stepped on some Pee which happened to be on my rug

So I did what any self-respecting old White guy would do

I kicked my dog butt through her ass outside the door and. Scalded her for PEEn on the floor

So after a half a roll of paper towels I finally got it dry enough still little bit damp so I threw two towels on the floor figuring I could wash them tomorrow

Now this old white guy got up about 9 o'clock this morning walked across the bedroom floor and I stepped on the Cold wet towel it's amazing what Coldwater will do to wake you up

Oh SHIT was one of the very many clichés that I came out with right off the bat

Now what let's panic damp shut the water off

Now I won't show you a picture because my neighbor didn't take it but oh old white guy outside In his Green Smurf underwear shutting the water off on the main road

So back to the house with my green – underwear to find out what the matter would be

After taking the panel off it really became apparent what the matter was a .99 cent fitting

Well I'm not the type of guy that lets one $.99 fitting throw me for a loop

Because I know the law of averages I'm going to have to go back in there and replace another one so 8 fitting later an 30 inches the pck, hose and two trips to the mobile Home Depot

And $20 out of the old man's tightwads pocket

For hose parts,,,,.,,,,,,,,,,,, it don,t leak now

But I came across the stupidest thing that I've ever seen. whoever put it in the air-conditioning ducts didn't talk to the guy that put in the plumbing or was it The plumber that didn't talk to the air conditioning guy

I think you can see where I'm going with this

Well the dip shit plumber put 11/2 inch hole through the air conditioning duct

To run his hose for the waterline

Now If the dip shit plumber move the line over 3 inches he would've been fine he had plenty a room

No it had to have been put in either on a Monday or Friday but then again the dip shit redneck didn't know any different Monday through Friday so it really probably never did make much of a difference doing The insulation his way

Then I came across to the second screwup

Now when you have a drain for shower you have a P-trap that goes from the shower to the septic system in some cases you have a vapor vent as in my case

Ya I think you know where I'm going with this one to

You're right on the button you're one step ahead of me,,,,, damn fool where right through this same duct work with an Inch and three-quarter hole for his drain

Now in this photo you can see the white portion underneath the black pipe pipe is the duct

work

And to make it even more fun I could never figure out why my bathroom and my floor in the bedroom always so cold

It seems they ran out of corking and weatherproofing insulation and or silicone sealing on Monday through Friday

How about that ya for the low-paid dip shit plumer

So now after it's all done and said for now today I have my contractors fan in the hole trying to dry it out,,, and by the way did I say in the hole,,,,, this is what I had to deal with

Should I say I am an old white guy,,,,, trust me I don't do contortions well,,,,,, i'm like yeah I can touch my knees when I'm sitting down on a good day but today was a little different,,,,and no the blanket and pillow were not to sleep on

It's called padding for the old parts