OK so it's a rainy day

Racism works both ways y'all got to stop calling  White folks  crackers

The politically correct term now is saltine American

As a male that's pretty funny,,,,we call it find the owner

To all my gluten friends

now I know where all my insurance money goes

There's an old saying it when people have a boat it's like throwing money in the water and that's exactly what these guys are doing

They had a powerboat racing call thunder in the port here is our county

I got a phone call the other day One of my ex drivers said hey come on down to the port check us out

So I did after being around trucks and boats most of my life I'm more interested in the trucks because I can't afford the boat

No what are the things that I've never understood you spent $1 million to build a boat put great big wedges and I have all the latest high-tech information and you put a five dollar bilge drain plug in it

This little cutie was made in California and it's called the California roadster

My golf cart is the same size  however my 48 V don't quite compare to the 600 cc engine

And it is perfectly street legal

Now for the jeep fans this little bad boy has a golf cart engine as well as battery operated

Just down the road from the port is a company called Parker Brothers concept

They are. A custom fabricated car  company. If it is a weird concept they'll have it audio make it

This car is not your average car if you want to take it to Afghanistan and run it through The Tallibans home  turf  you could do it with this bad boy it hashalf-inch thick steel bulletproof body with bullet proof windows puncture proof tires 

When Space X sent the falcon nine up and it returned it landed on a barge and they bring it right in here so we can watch them take it off

And if you turn a little bit to the left you have Carnival Cruise line Disney cruise line and RoyalCaribbean

And between 330 and 430 it'll be a mad scramble to get all three boats out of the port

Padding for the old parts

A Well If you think you're going to build a manufactured home somebody's gonna live in don't you think that somebody would be smart enough to do things right noooooo

I think they pick up all the rejects and I can't blame it on the Mexicans because they're a lot smarter than that

So the only ones I can blame it on it's a damn rednecks

It's called drill a hole for the pipe hell they'll never know

And if they do I got a  way better job   Working forMcDonald's making better money

Now the reason why I call a redneck stupid as for very good reason

This is the first one. 

Now last night about midnight o'clock I walk in my bedroom

And I stepped on some Pee which happened to be on my rug

So I did what any self-respecting old White guy would do

I kicked my dog butt through her ass outside the door and.  Scalded her for PEEn on  the floor

So after a half a roll of paper towels I finally got it dry enough still little bit damp so I threw two towels on the floor figuring I could wash them tomorrow

 Now this old white guy got up about 9 o'clock this morning walked across the bedroom floor and I stepped on the Cold wet towel it's amazing what Coldwater will do to wake you up

Oh SHIT  was one of the very many clichés that I came out with right off the bat

Now what let's panic damp shut the water off

Now I won't show you a picture because my neighbor didn't take it but oh old white guy outside In his Green Smurf underwear shutting the water off on the main road

So back to the house with my green – underwear to find out what the matter would be

After taking the panel off it really became apparent what the matter was a .99 cent fitting

Well I'm not the type of guy that lets one $.99 fitting throw me for a loop

Because I know the law of averages I'm going to have to go back in there and replace another one so 8 fitting later an 30 inches the pck, hose and two trips to the mobile Home Depot 

And $20 out of the old man's tightwads pocket 

For hose parts,,,,.,,,,,,,,,,,, it don,t leak now

        But I came across the stupidest thing that I've ever seen. whoever put it in the air-conditioning ducts didn't talk to the guy that put in the plumbing  or was it The plumber that  didn't talk to the air conditioning guy

                               I think you can see where I'm going with this

Well the dip shit plumber put 11/2 inch hole through the air conditioning duct

To run his hose for the waterline 

Now If the dip shit plumber move the line over 3 inches he would've been fine he had plenty a room

No it had to have been put in either on a Monday or Friday but then again the dip shit redneck didn't know any different Monday through Friday so it really probably never did make much of a difference doing The insulation his way

Then I came across to the second screwup

Now when you have a drain for shower you have a P-trap that goes from the shower to the septic system in some cases you have a vapor vent as in my case

                 Ya I think you know where I'm going with this one to

You're right on the button you're one step ahead of me,,,,, damn fool where right through this same duct work with an Inch and three-quarter hole for his drain

Now in this photo you can see the white portion underneath the black pipe pipe is the duct 

work

And to make it even more fun I could never figure out why my bathroom and my floor in the bedroom always so cold

It seems they ran out of corking and  weatherproofing insulation and or silicone sealing  on Monday through Friday

How about that ya for the low-paid dip  shit plumer 

So now after it's all done and said for now today I have my contractors fan in the hole trying to dry it out,,, and by the way did I say in the hole,,,,, this is what I had to deal with 

Should I say I am an old white guy,,,,, trust me I don't do contortions well,,,,,, i'm like yeah I can touch my knees  when I'm sitting down on a good day but today was a little different,,,,and no the blanket and pillow were not to sleep on 

It's called padding for the old parts

On a better update

Well miss Betty Boop the wonderful faithful loving dog is back in the house 

But the expression on her face  it's only a matter time Old white guy

My sentiments exactly

When was the last time you save the day

$400,000 rims new exhaust pipe and it still takes a dump

Mud puddle priceless

You know darn well you want to do it to

I'll do it my way

I think they took handicap parking all new level

But then again you notice your Florida plates

the snowbirds are gone well most of all the grumpy one stayed here

Well now that most of the snowbirds are gone from here now maybe I can start getting back to my original hammer and banging without disturbing there precious sleep

I finally ordered my cabinets should be in in about two weeks 

So I could do a lot in that time

Work sucks so it's playtime