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Monday, December 23, 2013

Ho Ho Ho were,s da Happy Christmas Ho,s

                                                              happiness is DEC, 26
                              Well,, 2013 was fine,, but 2014 on or before Jan 30th will be GREAT$$$$$$$

                  It,s going to be a great day,,, as Paul Harvey would say stand (buy) for news

in spite of all the xxxx hope everyone has a HAPPY CHRISTMAS
and a 

happy 2014
from us to you

Thursday, December 19, 2013

now heres how it all works out


well first off let me say there ROYAL DUTCH COOKIES 

now one does not take that lightly by licking ones fingers thats for the lower class,,, the true way is to add milk to the can and spoon the rest out with class,,, 

then one sends the can and cake trays back to have it refilled thank you,,,

there are sone to stoop to low and put sewing stuff  or nails nuts bolts in the can 
well maybe dutch butter cookies but never ROYAL DUTCH COOKIES


now whenever i,m home the house is LOCKED up good all but the puppy dog  door this way the would be perpetrates need to funnel to the dog door
 now sitting in my 59.99 recliner eating my ROYAL DUTCH COOKIES and milk with my cookie spoon 
my mottos is if i can see it i can HIT it 


thanks 90% to it was staging to sell now it,s back to rent a center 


now for u folks that live in the land of no grass city
and plant ROCKS  STICKS and STONES in your yard 
and call it ARCHITECTURAL desert scape
give me a break
AND YOU PAY  $$ SOMEONE TO BRING IT TO U 
 tham boulders are only to hold the dust down so it don,t  relocating to scottsdale
and there are times the damm fools water the rocks whats with that

now here in the TROPICS were smarter we  plant green weeds to hold back the sand and beach
outherwise we have whats called  beachfront property,,,
 well hell than damfools spend 10 Million  there  to plant sand near the water ??????and water the sand near the water,,, damm dip-shits 

not something u desert dwellers think about  but when shakytown falls off soon u will be buying all our weeds to keep your rocks locked in 
now in the winter the weeds don,t grow to fast so we cheat some what its called rust green oleum
works fine and fools the damm yankees in to buy our GREEN tropical land 
and it worked after 4 days on the market were under contract 

by the way only one is empty
but he,s got 10 of his best friends

Monday, December 16, 2013

Well it,s OFFICIAL it,s now FOR SALE

                                           NO NOT THE TRAILER
                                           NO NOT THE TRUCK
but im thinking about selling it and looking for a F350 4x4 with a 7.3 non dulley buts thats after cash in hand
IT,S THE HOUSE
 sorry were only in a one star Neighborhood
                                            with a big back yard with a lot of free trees
                                            but not my yaks
                                           OK were leaveing the tree But the cats mine
                 out side shower with 2 free scrubbes
but you need to bring your own soap

                                      see  were allmost rednecks with a BBQ grill inside
                                                                                          thats coze we took it out of the garage



                                                                                                        no steve u cant have the cookies



                                                  so far 4 days in its had 4 showing so bring the $$$$$$$
                                          NOW show me the money were all set to roll
                      looks like the axle roll over came out super fine , no changes needed

Friday, November 15, 2013

cars water M O U S E food and ??? did i piss u off








                                        put in a 45gal water tank to top out at 80 gals
this way i can refill the 5ers tank
                                        have the pump now i need to plum it up
                                              four eyed banana head >                                 <dip shit
                                                                    iphone photo sucks
went to Disney Epcot foodfest and came out FAT DUMB and HAPPY
did i say we got free tickets  but the food cost   55$ later the MOUSE was happier
                                                  drink  3 cups of  coffee in the am helps to


                                                          ITS MY BLOG F - U

 its pretty bad when i got to go and steal my own POSTS
now i started  it    and *he  deleted   my best ones after i created H/D

if u carry a hand gun read on                    if not STOP HERE go hide

NOW
Y would anyone carry a FIREARM NOT LOADED  or is it like golf u get to the green  and
 O Wait  i forgot my BALLS  hold it we be right back don,t go
its bad enough sone sone dip-shits dont load one round in the chamber (we see that a lot )then its TEST time       guess what u lose big guy,,, (now think about something,, the time it took u to read,,) guess what u lose big guy,,,

u or your dog have 2 fat holes  and there free test over

now some people thats a wakeup call,,,    others well,,,
       hows it work,,, start at home with an UNLOADED GUN,  practice,, practice,,,, practice,,,,,,,,,, UNTIL IT BECOMES SECOND NATURE   then to fine tune yourself find a gun range that has a IDPA (look it up ) course  ( its in my olded posts )
yes u will be intimidated by your lack of ability,, thats ok your not the first
thats how we all started out and its fun
enough said


 Mister Ed says:
Say I was wondering ?? is a hissy fit ,,the same thing or like a conniption fit ,,cuz my Mom had both ,,and I never know which was worse when I was in trouble ?
And I never knew how my father got pull in to the act when he got home
and the part about its going to hurt me more than u was a lie to
least he could sit down at the supper table
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Wednesday, October 2, 2013

BIKES and Chicks

                                                                                       1946???
                                                          see lost the training wheels


                                                                              1975
                                                                         1984

1999
                                                                    2001
Sheri,s 2005
more toys 1990
                                                 ( i,m to old ) Key West Fest 20012


water mud buses O hell more MUD






                                                                  jeremy did it

                                                      hand feed redhead








                                                yellow bee  steve  RIP old buddy





                                     steves pride ride ( before)
                                            ( after ) never miss that in the campground



                                                   redneck ATV
weekends are mud days here some go to the beach,,  well,,,, good old boy rednecks go MUDDING
some find better ways to cool off  (see 3 down)

                                    if you like MUD  most ever weekend there are about  about 200 mud trucks in 1100 acres






this  rednecks  cant swim
                                          Northern boys car wash

                                                             THE END