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Sunday, July 31, 2016

Brand-new recipe

Well I went out to lunch the other day and one of the side dishes for fried green tomatoes I've never had them before so I took note 
what they do is basically deep fried battered green tomatoes in the same batter as you would fry chicken
Which kind a gave it a unique taste so I got to thinking what can I do the same thing
Well I happen to have some Mexican deep frying  flour in the  refrigerator
So I bought one fat green tomato and cut it in quarters inch slices
One egg just whip it up in a bow
Put the tomatoes in to the egg mix
And with a half a cup of flour
Put the flour  on a paper plate fold the tomatoes into the flour 

And three quarters of a cup of Western oil 
Bring it up so its real hot add tomatoes till there  brown   Flip over 
Till the same 
Now if you like to put salt an pepper or any spices on it that's your choice
Now living in the south a lot of recipes are hand me downs from old Family traditions but interesting enough fried green tomatoes the information that I am coming up with is it started in the Northeast went to the north west and then took off like wildfire throughout the US originally coming from Europe 
As well as coming out of Africa at about the same time
So it's really not a complete southern dish per se
But if you do try it   enjoy

Another given recipe

Fried Green Tomatoes. Cut into thin slices some large, perfectly green specimens (they must not have begun to show any sign of ripening, and those freshly pulled are really best for the dish). Sprinkle with salt and dip in cornmeal until covered. Fry in a little butter until a nice brown. Cover the frying pan throughout the cooking process to keep the tomatoes tender. Serve either plain or with a brown sauce.
Now for the love of me don't ask me what the brown sauce is ain't got  no idea 

Friday, July 29, 2016

I'm sorry but I don't get THIS shit either

I have absolutely no damn idea what this crap is all about.      Actually don't give a damn really

But then again you have to wonder where these kids have any social skills which they actually don't because I don't know what the Hecks going on around than  never mind the fact that they don't know how to interact with other kids on the playground and you don't have any non-texting friends
Next time really really really take a look the next time you go to the mall and just sit and watch

Yeah for the love of me why would you give a five-year-old kid the cell phone



                          You be the judge which photo is the most beneficial


                                        It's  called the  homophoneins  curve 




I think a lot of it boils DOWN  to the fact that you're too damn Lazy.  God for bid if you send your kid outside to play football baseball basketball soccer golf Rigby bad mitten Titley  winks marbles
But then if you do you'll never find anybody outside
Or send him to his room so he can read a good book practices science project put a map together or jigsaw puzzle or create a special masterpiece for you
So don't worry about it AT&T and poker man will be the world's masterful babysitters

And don't even think about getting me started when you go to the grocery store and you try to pay for something with a large bill and then change your mind and pull out change and smaller bills and then sit back and have a good laugh while The just out of high school teenage cashier tries to figure it out. ( The CORRECT change )



Finally it's up, and a simple recipe

Finally normal home appliances check that off my list,,
To make the house look bigger which it really is and we're not putting up upper cabinets although I still have the rest of the backsplash the painting the ceiling trim and the floor
I think I need to get one of those homeless beggars side of the road vagrants spot next to the highway
So I could stand there with my fancy cardboard sign
It'll say ,,, WILL WORK FOR MONEY ,,, you give me the money so I can finish MY project work




Nothing like homemade large pearl tapioca putting
Very simple recipe 1 1/2 large  pearl 2 1/2 cups of milk here's the best part  1 1/2 of sugar yeah I know that's a lot but I like it that way 3 tablespoons of vanilla extract 
Medium heat and and and keep staring it  all the time till it gets thicker whatever you do don't walk 
away from it.     If you do you'll be sorry
 (Thickness and consistency is your choice if you like it thin  stop or thick keep staring)
Some people like it really thin others like myself like it really thick so keep on your toes while you're staring   As You'll feel it starting to thicken 

Put it in a dessert dish let it cool --go back and lick the spatula,,, and then put it in the refrigerator
No not the spatula  dummy,,,,  The pudding 
To cool it off unless you like it hot 
(And someone would be happy to know that there were no sharp knives involved)






Friday, July 22, 2016

Well do we play golf or do we go boating


My turn no no it's my turn no it's my turn you want ot see a birdie i'll show you a birdie
                      Mister Trumps newest golf course 
                                      Undocumented Mexican and Muslim terrorist free golf zone 




The more he eats the lower if it gets

At least I don't have to fix the motor but then I get to play Captain

I think I'll just go for a walk today less strenuous


















 






Sunday, July 17, 2016

Friday Humor? Obama's 11-Point Response To The French Tragedy


Authored by Yojimbo via The Burning Platform blog,

1. No one needs a commercial truck this large.

2. The Founding Fathers never envisioned large commercial trucks, and did not intend for people to drive them.



3. These “assault trucks” are designed for killing large numbers of people quickly, and that is their only use.

           

Snicker snicker  well ya,,,We're only looking for a peaceful solution for the G hard

     Hold on a minute please I'm Installing my brand-new C- Star Rockets

Yeah I got it fixed.     Damn take that you infidel


Let's get the next-generation involved






4. We need a “no truck” list immediately, one that does not require due process to get on or off.


5. No where in the Constitution does it mention the freedom to own these killing devices called trucks.

6. Large commercial trucks should only be owned by the police, military, or politicians, 


NOT normal citizens, who can use horses.


We got to get this fresh produce to the market Guys 




Oh my gosh George we got us a convoy    10/4 back door    bedbug up here will take the lead

Don't worry driver a look underneath
Yep you're going to get a ticket for being overloaded

7. We already have licensing, registration, titles, inspection, and multiple taxes on large commercial vehicles, and STILL they are used for mass killing. Enough is enough. We must ban them entirely.

8. We must follow Australia’s example – we must have a massive government buy-back of all trucks currently owned by American citizens, then, they must be destroyed.


9. We must empower the police and military to go door-to-door to forcibly remove these “assault trucks”. Deadly force is reasonable when “disarming” people of these killing devices.

Open up I want your truck.  Now



10. If it will save the life of even a single child, we must rid our society of trucks.

11. And lastly, we must continue to resettle enormous numbers of Muslims throughout the United States, primarily in rural, white, Christian areas.

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Ironically, this is exactly what Newt Gingrich expected from The President: "Will Obama Call for New Truck Regulations After Nice Terrorist  Attack

 Whether it be by air


Whether it be by to sea

Or whether it be by  land

Politicians will get it done big-time and done right to protect US citizens




Saturday, July 16, 2016

OK what state do YOU live in

How does one look at the United States,,,,,from your 

      if you're a beer drinker start now pick any  state



I have a definite feeling this is a Texan point of view