Well do we play golf or do we go boating

My turn no no it's my turn no it's my turn you want ot see a birdie i'll show you a birdie

                      Mister Trumps newest golf course 

                                      Undocumented Mexican and Muslim terrorist free golf zone 

The more he eats the lower if it gets

At least I don't have to fix the motor but then I get to play Captain

I think I'll just go for a walk today less strenuous