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Sunday, May 22, 2016

It's a fact

Am I going to say the good old days



I wonder if she's passed PMS




OK name three things that he's going to do that he has and flip-flopped on







Did you really graduate this year


I got to thinking about a graduation exercise speech I heard a while back
If you're standing in front of her graduation class andwith a straight face you're going to tell students that America is so star spangled awesome that we're the only ones in the world that have freedom? Canada has freedom. Japan has freedom. The UK, France, Italy, Germany, Spain, Australia, BELGIUM has freedom. 

So, 207 sovereign states in the world, like 180 of them have freedom. 

And you, mr. and Mrs. college grad, just in case you accidentally wander into a voting booth one day there's somethings you should know. One of them is there's absolutely no evidence to support the statement that we're the greatest country in the world. We're 7th in literacy, 27th in math, 22nd in science, 49th in life expectancy, 178th in infant mortality, 3rd in median household income, Number 4 in labor force and Number 4 in exports, we lead the world in only three categories: Number of incarcerated citizens per capita, number of adults who believe angels are real, and defense spending where spend more than the next 26 countries combined, 25 of whom are allies. 

Now none of this is the fault of a 20 year old college student, but you none the less are without a doubt a member of the worst period generation period ever period, so when you ask what makes us the greatest country in the world, I don't know what the Fuck you're talking about. Yosemite?

It sure used to be. We stood up for what was right. We fought for moral reasons. We passed laws, struck down laws for moral reasons. We waged wars on poverty, not poor people. We sacrificed, we cared about our neighbors, we put our money where our mouths were and we never beat our chests. We built great big things, made ungodly technological advances, explored the universe, cured diseases, and cultivated the world's greatest artists and the world's greatest economy. We reached for the stars, acted like men, we aspired to intelligence, we didn't belittle it, it didn't make us feel inferior. 

We didn't identify ourselves by who we voted for in the last election and we didn't scare so easy. We were able to be all these things and do all these things because we were informed, by great men, men who were revered. First step in solving any problem is recognizing there is one. America is not the greatest country in the world anymore. 
You may want to reread it and think about it it was your country


Tuesday, May 17, 2016

Thanks to Neeta Shetty

What a cool site I hope she doesn't mind me stealing from her but there were just too many things to pass up
But it was this one that dig up make you really thinking
Sunny,s been to Taco Bell again






Think about it,,it was the cook,,,,,,,,,Breakfast,,,,,,,,
Did you notice the gold wedding band,,,,,wow that's awesome

OK so it's a rainy day


Racism works both ways y'all got to stop calling  White folks  crackers
The politically correct term now is saltine American




As a male that's pretty funny,,,,we call it find the owner



To all my gluten friends


Saturday, May 14, 2016

now I know where all my insurance money goes




There's an old saying it when people have a boat it's like throwing money in the water and that's exactly what these guys are doing
They had a powerboat racing call thunder in the port here is our county
I got a phone call the other day One of my ex drivers said hey come on down to the port check us out
So I did after being around trucks and boats most of my life I'm more interested in the trucks because I can't afford the boat







No what are the things that I've never understood you spent $1 million to build a boat put great big wedges and I have all the latest high-tech information and you put a five dollar bilge drain plug in it


This little cutie was made in California and it's called the California roadster
My golf cart is the same size  however my 48 V don't quite compare to the 600 cc engine
And it is perfectly street legal

Now for the jeep fans this little bad boy has a golf cart engine as well as battery operated



Just down the road from the port is a company called Parker Brothers concept
They are. A custom fabricated car  company. If it is a weird concept they'll have it audio make it

When Space X sent the falcon nine up and it returned it landed on a barge and they bring it right in here so we can watch them take it off



And if you turn a little bit to the left you have Carnival Cruise line Disney cruise line and RoyalCaribbean
And between 330 and 430 it'll be a mad scramble to get all three boats out of the port