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Sunday, December 27, 2015

And on the second day after Christmas


Somebody said,,,,,let there be light,,,
And there was
Well it didn't come out too bad and I didn't make any mistakes all the measurements were where they were supposed to be
What makes it nice as you can get plastic Jay box take your drywall saw and cut your pattern out as long as you leave at three eights lip you're fine put them up and the tabs come out now the LED lights are 4 inches in diameter not counting the basil what makes these really nice is you only have 2 1/2 inches high to go into the J box with plenty a room
And if you have a real tight area you can cut part of the J box in half  because it's plastic
Luckily I didn't do that I thought I was going to need that in the hallway


Now because LEDs are also dimmable we decided to do two dimmers one for the three over the kitchen and two that are in the hallway
If you're interested unfortunately I couldn't get a lower wattage each LED is equivalent to a 65 W bulb in brightness you feel like you're under the theater lights it's so bright so,,,compatible LED and a compatible dimmer was the only way to go
that was also done with plastic drywall Jay boxes along with the switches that are inserted don't worry about the drywall hole because all of that wall is going to get revamped with new drywall and cabinetry that was just to get be going till I get to that point
Also at the same time before we had the sheet rock put in I made sure that I ran one line from one of the LEDs that is over the main counter to the two dimmer switches so in the future I can open up the same box for the LED and make that a completely separate light by adding a third switch somewhere nearThe other dimmable switches so I can act as a night light later on at least I have that option to use











Friday, December 25, 2015

What are YOU doing Christmas Day



Well I kind of came to a crossroad this week and I needed to stop procrastinating


The boss told me to get off the stick and do the job now
Now what was my job
O  Like I don't know what my job was,,,,,but for Marco's job was to guard over the donuts on the counter
He's really a bum and a begger and if he doesn't get his coffee he wines
So Wednesday I had two guys come in and put up the ceiling sheet rock and tape it up
Yesterday on Thursday the guy came in and tape the Room and  the hallway out so he could spray it for knockdown
So far the job come out pretty good at this point I don't have any complaints now my next job which I can't do until Saturday or Sunday is to paint it. (see note)
As one can see Marco hasn't left side of the donuts yet on the counter
He may not be able to see tham  but he knows I took a donut off the counter so he knows he,s  in the right proximity
I have two LED lights going in the hallway and three that are going over the kitchen yes I do know where the holes go (there on the paper over the coffee pot)

Today is the 26 and the ceiling two coats  of paint  is finished,,,,, Tomorrow  LED lights
I said ceiling didn't say anything about the walls. Or the wall trim or the molding  the cabinetry or the flooring 




                               I hear that
                            This is the last Christmas post for 2015

Tuesday, December 8, 2015

Poetic justice of the finest kind

Alligator kills Barefoot Bay burglary suspect

How could you not ask for a fitting ending
At least the alligator didn't suffer long although I think they should have given him ( Old snappy the alligator )a dozen feral cats from the neighborhood as a thank you reward
Now if the smart sheriff was smart he would give  the other guy a life vest and see if you could swim across lake to freedom,,, but sorry to say they got rid of the good oh big snappy

Alligator kills Barefoot Bay burglary suspect

 


Investigators say that Riggins had told his girlfriend he would be in Barefoot Bay to commit burglaries with another suspect who is now in custody but not cooperating with officials, according to Maj. Tod Goodyear with BCSO.

Deputies responded to calls in Barefoot Bay on Nov. 13 that there were two men dressed in black walking behind area houses, who ran from responding officers. Later that day, Riggins was reported missing to the Palm Bay Police Department.

Police searching the area reported hearing "yelling" but could not determine the source that night, Goodyear said. ( editors note I like this part)

Ten days later, Riggins' body was found in the lake.

Sheriff's dive team members encountered an 11-foot alligator behaving aggressively while recovering the body, according to BCSO. 

"When the body was found, it had injuries that were consistent with an alligator attack," Goodyear said. "We had trappers euthanize the gator and when we opened it up, there were some remains inside that were consistent with injuries found on the body."

Riggins died from drowning and bites were discovered along his legs and body that led investigators to determine he had been dragged underwater by the massive animal.

Goodyear said that burglaries reported by snowbirds returning to their homes for the winter are being investigated in connection with Riggins and his unknown accomplice

Wednesday, December 2, 2015

Things to think about

THE $12.95 QUESTION: HOW THE HELL DO WOMEN USE SO MUCH DAMN TOILET PAPER??

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I am not an expert on toilet paper use or usage. I doubt anyone is, actually. I don’t think there’s much of a demand for “toilet paper use/usage” experts, and, since there’s no demand, I can’t imagine anyone spending enough time studying toilet paper use and usage to become expert at. But, just in case these people do exist, I just want to make it clear that I’m not one of them. Toilet paper use/usage expertise poseur, I am not.

Anyway, since I am no expert, I’m not sure of what constitutes an “acceptable” amount of toilet paper use. I know how much I tend to use and how often I tend to buy toilet paper, and, assuming I don’t do an abnormal amount of shitting, I’ve crafted my idea of what is normal around that knowledge. I could be wrong, but I’m probably not. I am sure, though, that every single woman I’ve ever been with somehow manages to go through toilet paper like there’s a bacon-wrapped rainbow at the end of each roll.

Originally, I thought this might have just been a coincidence. Maybe I just happened to find and date the small percentage of women who go through rolls so quickly it seems like they’re just eating it. Maybe I was buying cheap paper. Maybe I just happened to like chicks who shit a lot. Stumped and saddened, I began asking friends if they noticed the same pattern, hoping that I wasn’t the weird one, the one who somehow ended up dating a perpetual stream of toilet paper Krakens.

I was happy to learn that I’m not alone, that there were other men suffering in silence, fatigued after having to make midnight toilet paper runs to 7-11 even though they’d just purchased eight rolls the weekend before, shamed by the fact that, when in relationships, their bank statements look like the “what wrong with this picture?” page in Highlights Magazine as they’ve had to budget for car payments, rent, student loans, food, and toilet paper, and embarrassed that they had no f*cking clue how or why this happens.

This realization came some time ago. Now, a few years and a couple women later, aside from a couple theories (My favorite? Since women’s asses tend to be bigger than men’s asses, maybe it just takes more toilet paper to do a thorough wipe. If it seems like I’m reaching pretty far, good. Mission accomplished. And pun intended.) I’m still stumped, and I still have no idea how the hell this happens. I’ve thought about hiding in the shower the next time The Gay Reindeer takes a shit to see first-hand what happens in there, but, um, yeah, no. As much as I want to figure this out, I want to keep the hairs in my nostrils from burning off even more.

So, once and for all, can someone please tell me how the hell do women use so much damn toilet paper? What the hell are they doing in the bathroom that requires them to use 14 sheets per second? Are they eating it? Hoarding it? Making paper mache effigies of hated co-workers and Keyshia Cole? Is it about some subconscious sexual thing with plumbers?Please, for the love of God, someone let me know.


Frequently Asked Questions

What is the average number of toilet tissue sheets a person uses in one day?
On average, consumers use 8.6 sheets per trip – a total of 57 sheets per day. That’s an annual total of 20,805 sheets.

Prior to toilet paper, what did  civilizations/classes commonly use: 

– Wealthy Romans -Wool, rosewater
– Public Restrooms in Ancient Rome- A sponge soaked in salt water, on the end of a stick
– Wealthy French – lace, wool and hemp; bidet
– Middle Ages – hayballs, a scraper/gompf stick kept in a container in the privy
– Early Americans – rags, newsprint, paper from catalogs, corncobs, and leaves
– Viking Age/England- discarded sheep and lambs wool
– Hawaiians – coconut shells
– Eskimos – snow and Tundra moss
– India – your left hand and water
– Commoners – Defecating in the river is very common
– Sailors from Spain/Portugal – frayed end of an old anchor line
– Medieval Europe- Straw, hay, grass, gompf stick
– United States – Corn cobs, Sears Roebuck catalog, mussel shell, newspaper, l eaves, sand
– British Lords – pages from a book
– Elite citizens – Hemp & wool

Who invented the flushing toilet?
The flushing toilet was invented in 1596. Most people believe it was invented by Thomas Crapper, however, its actual inventor was Sir John Harington. Harington, a British nobleman and godson of Queen Elizabeth I, invented a valve that when pulled would release water from a water closet. Sir John recommended flushing the toilet once or twice a day, although with our modern technology, we know that is probably not sufficient.

thomas crapperDid Thomas Crapper invent the modern toilet?

No. Although from 1861 to 1904 Crapper did have a successful career in the plumbing industry, holding nine patents for plumbing-related products in England, he did not invent the toilet. Albert Giblin holds the 1819 British Patent for the Silent Valveless Water Waste Preventer, a system that allowed a toilet to flush effectively. Giblin worked for Crapper as an employee and the most likely scenario is that Crapper bought the patent rights from Giblin and marketed the device himself.

Why is a bathroom often called the “toilet”?

According to bathroom historian Frank Muir, the toilet and/or the outhouse have at one time or another been called:
• “House of Honor”; the ancient Israelite
• The “House of the Morning”; the ancient Egyptians
• The “garderobe” (literally, “cloakroom”)
• The the necessarium, the necessary house,
• The reredorter (literally, “the room at the back of the dormitory”)
• The privy (that is, the private place
• The jakes, the john, the loo, the W.C. (for water closet),
• Room 100 (in Europe),
• The lavatory
• The closet of ease
• The Throne
• Countless other nouns

In addition to euphemisms, needless to say, there is also an abundance of vulgar expressions. Curiously, however, there is no “real” word for the place where one deposits one’s bodily wastes. ‘Toilet,’ which is now thought of as the “official” term, is itself a euphemism. Originally, toilet was the process of dressing, as in, “the lady has just completed her toilet.” Before toilet assumed its present meaning in the early twentieth century, the accepted technical term for the “john” was the vaguely disgusting, but still euphemistic “bog-house.”

What does the word “toilet” mean?

Deriving in 1828, the original meaning of toilet, or toilette, is of French origin meaning the “act of washing, dressing, and preparing oneself”. As the years went by, the word evolved into actually being the room or facility in which one arranges their toilet. In modern days, toilet refers to the plumbing fixture that one might use in the “bathroom”, with “bathroom” now describing the facility one would go to for the purpose of using the toilet or lavatory.

St. Andrews Paper Mill

Who was the first “soft” two ply toilet paper producer?

St. Andrew’s Paper Mill in Walthamstow, London, is responsible for giving the world the comfort of soft toilet paper in 1942. Before then, many brands were single-ply and not at all pliable.

 

Who built the first papermaking machine?
In 1798, a Frenchman named Nicholas Louis Robert invented a machine to make paper in continuous rolls rather than sheets. The Fourdrinier brothers, who were English merchants, financed improvements in this machine in 1803. The first American Fourdrinier machine was built in 1827.

How was the first newsprint manufactured?
The first newsprint was created from linen and rags. The rags were bought in bulk and treated for hours before being used in the newsprint production..

What is Kraft paper?
In 1883, a German inventor named Carl Dahl discovered that adding sodium sulfate to the soda process produced a very strong pulp. This discovery produced the Kraft process. Kraft means strength in German. During the early 1900’s, the Kraft process became the most important pulping process.

When did “wood” paper production begin? 
Paper production from wood did not actually begin until the late 1800s.