Money can't buy everything

If you got $2 million to spend there here's your house

The house is a winter home for three man (I don't know if they're married )as a getaway for the winter

To start off it does not include the land but it goes back up to a golf course

As well as the $650 per month for the homeowners association

And the $5000 for the privileged golf club fee 

But what you do get is your own gated community with all the entities at like their own waterpark restaurants movie theaters golf course Sport fitness shopping center medical facilities helipad and bus Service and their own Police Department

You're only 20 minutes to Disney 35 to downtown Orlando and 35 minutes to Orlando international airport however did I say they have their own heliport 

The house you're looking at is 2,000,000+$$ with 10,500 ft.² under air three-car garage five bedrooms a movie theater with an infinity covered pool to be added a recreation room two living rooms ( One up and one down ) seven baths, oh and an elevated too I'm sorry to the second floor 

So if you think 10,500 ft.² is larger that's average for this side of the development

There are some 18 and  22,000 square-foot homes on the other side of the golf course 

Now if you had enough money to buy this house you really may want to think again

After you take a look at the bottom photo

This was the third load I brought to this house The first two were last February

It is taken just over year to build to this point

Last load today was for the pool house

Gap between each house is less then a 8ft wide

I've been told that when it rains each house washes each other's siding

In order to put the air conditioning handlers (this house has five )in they have to go in the back side of the house because they're too big to fit in between the two homes 

After I took the picture and later the gentleman told me that they rent the  this 9,900 sq ft house on the left for $2100 a night, or 14,000  month  and it rents out often so he stated

I'm sure that includes the maid in the cook in the deal

More true sxxt

I'm 

Uppity class

Sometimes you just have to face the reality

And stoop down to lower yourself

No matter How much money you have

No matter what your status is in the life

Even if you have permission to drive your wife's car

To the grocery store

At least if he was in special forces He would still need back up in this low end Walmart

Not much just simple sxxt

just tell me how far the damn bathroom is

Photo is a repost

See  even Kevin and Ruth think you folks live in a foreign country

It,s Probably to let the Mexicans know how far it is to freedom and their golden opportunity 

We won't tell them that the border patrol station is at 1.5 km. or just over the rise

                                 So drive like  a-gringo you're almost free

                                 Or a Florida cracker

                                  Or a redneck

From the looks of the windshield looks like they brought a -long a Mexican bug virus over the border

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Well is it really hot or is it really cold ???

view from the left coast. This is a repost

2014 was either the warmest year in the past 100 years or among the 3 coldest years in the last 10,000.  Take your pick.

I’ve been having a lot of trouble with that “warmest in the last 100 years” claim which has led me to a variety of websites.  The problem with the warmest claim is twofold:

1. Its presented as confirmation of anthropogenic global warming – warming caused by man’s emissions of CO2 in other words.  But even if it actually is a warmer year, it doesn’t by itself confirm anything.  And as I am about to argue, its not actually the warmest year in the last 100.  More importantly the current measured temperatures continue to stubbornly diverge from the alarmist  predictions of the warmists.  In actual fact the so-called warming trend has been in a 20 year pause now.  
2. Independent of any AGW causation, the measurement itself is suspect.  Whenever you do a measurement you have to consider the margin of error.  If you measure something by pacing it off with your feet you wouldn’t subsequently claim that the distance was exactly 6.37283013 feet.  (or maybe you would in which case everyone who saw you take the measurement would immediately assume you were a fool)  In the case of the “warmest in 100 years” claim, the margin of error is reported as 1/10th of a degree but the margin of warmest is reported as only .02 of a degree.  In other words the margin of error is 5X as large as the difference reported.  The claim is every bit as bogus as you reporting an 8 decimal point distance by stomping it off against your shoe.

This information is not immediately popular in our current locale.  Try to imagine my dismay.

Now can you really fix stupid

Now the dip- shit that design this needs to go back to architect school there is no load bearing walls anywhere in this mailbox

All they did was design the inside to look like a house 

  Now when they build The shell it doesn't have a roof  so when the time cames they fabricated a  roof flipped it upside down on top of the house and screwed it down and out the shop it goes

So in order to fix the SAG that I didn't like (apparently it has been there since day one) I had to go this way and put loadbearing walls panels in however I need to make three more

Today was basically a test to see how I was going to do it we're going to move the refrigerator down 27 inches and revamp all the closets with 3  glass mirror bifold panels

If you look at the photo you will see The gap between the sill  and the header

That gab is the ceiling that's a three-quarter inch gap

We probably could dig it out and put three-quarter shims in there however I'm not going to worry about it 

my load bearers will solve that problem

Unless you take the whole roof off ,, the only way you can solve that problem if you do what I just did

Bypass it and make a load panel

Even so this panel is coming out it gives you an idea how stupid they are

That should have been a loadbearing panel

And yes I really am going to rewire it 

If you've ever seen how they wire a mobile home ( and RVs as well )  It would scare the shit out of you

Now the proper way is you find a stud and nail your box into it and  allow room for your sheet rock  or panel whichever

That's a no-brainer

Well not these assholes they put in a blind box and attach it to the panel. 

That somebody with no brains

                                    So now let the fun begin

Reaping the pickers benefits

Deliciously fantastic wonderful  hand  pick Oregon  wild raspberries for our pancakes in January

Along with the 14 bags of strawberries and a gallon of raspberries there's no room in the freezer

So I guess We are just going to have to eat my way out of the freezer,,,well ,,somebody has to do it

Pall Mall's A he-mans cigarette

Traveling around The Internet occasion I come across some stupid things

If I only knew the smoking Pall Mall's which I did at the time would lead me to better things like this gentleman I could've had a skinny pretty girl and lived in the big white house 

But then I would be broke what's a pack of cigarettes now seven dollars it's a far cry from the $.25 I paid Way back when

But maybe it's a good thing they're all  Old and dead now

And if I remember correctly R. Reagan he did smoke when he was young but gave it up

Even so his father was an alcoholic and a three pack a day man

Plant city strawberries at their finest

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I had to drive all the way down to plant city to get the best flat of strawberries. 11$ pr flat

By the end of January still be down to about seven dollars for a full flat that's damn good because they started out at $22 a flat at the height of the strawberry season 

There still 3.$ and some change. a pint at Publix

Well I don't think I saved a whole lot of money figuring tolls the price of gas and naturally I had to go out to have something to eat  but at least I got three flats I have to remember I've got a really small freezer so sometime this morning i'm going to wind up doing the other flat and a haft

I managed to get A flat  and a half done last night and pretty proud of myself

Although I was probably short of pint do to the consumption but that's okay it makes more room in the freezer

So this morning I attacked the The rest of the strawberries

Well I came out with 14 vacuum freezer bags each bag is about a qt and 3/4 i'm really glad I didn't go with 4 flats of strawberries I wouldn't have had any room, see,,,

Ain't got much more room in that Freezer now. (that also includes in there a gallon of black raspberries from Oregon)

Now for people that live in Florida,, plant city strawberries are considered the tops 

There only planted in two counties from Lakeland to Bartow to Brandon and that's about it

That's like during the summertime Zellwood corn is really really sweet and that's what a lot of truck farmers do and plant in the central part of Florida

Then you have sugarcane farmers down in Myakka city and that's in the lower western side of the everglades of Florida. About 80% of the pollution run off comes from sugarcane fields and They don't make that much money it's cheaper to (import) buy it from another country

The only thing we grow on the East Coast are tourist, Canadian retreats, attractions, and big hotels

Maybe with the advent of global warming maybe people might think about not moving down here permanently  feel free to send your dollars but stay home

Florida is number three in relocating population now

And the cookie cutting  and trophy housing market is right back to about where it was and 2007

Sorry about going off the deep end

Nothing special just fun stealing stuff

Although the price of gas to come down some

One thing leads to another

Boy I sure needed this new fancy tool

Sure helps when I have to make a big hole

When the two halves of the trailer come together the dip shit didn't know how to line it up so now it's my job 

Eventually will take out the whole ceiling and replumb it and put new sheet rock in there

Thanks to some really good advice from a friend we got a new orbital saw 

It sure is The cats meow

Free funny stuff

No quite that picture perfect

                                                I almost nailed it

              I think it's close,, I think it's close,,,    Only a little bit off 

                                  However this was the final results

More trivial useless stuff

Where did we get the phrase Montezuma's revenge???

Okay it's a rainy day so I've got way too much time on my hands

It's not "Montezuma's revenge" but "Moctezuma's Revenge". The legend tells that before he died, ''Moctezuma, second to last "Mexica" emperor, curse all Europeans for the centuries to come, so they'll get sick once they step on Mexica empire's land. This is obviously just a tale, but Mexicans found it fun enough, so when a North American or European tourist comes to Mexico and gets stomach sick because of the spicy food, we tell them they have the "Moctezuma's revenge. 

We are,??? Wow we now have a name title

Blogorinos Gone Wild!”

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Please remember I did not make this stuff up

 I'm not going to say a word but feel free to Google this  < Blogorinos Gone Wild >

Do we really need old old nursery rhyme

Rain rain 

go away 

 Mister Eddie wants to play

You know sometimes when you get older you stop and think about the little nursery rhymes that you had when you were  a kid and where the hell did they come from and why do they always stick in our minds that you could never remember the ending 

So here's your answer to this one from Wikipedia

And???

And why was Jack so nimble

And did she really have a goose

And did old mother Hubbard really live in a cupboard  or did old mother Hubbard live in a shoe

Now was pattycake related to the bakers man

Now did  bad bad Leroy Brown  really try not to spit in the wind or Pull  Superman's cape

Oh wait forget that  racy, racy, racy, 

,that's not a nursery rhyme,,sorry

And why did The fox really need to jump over the lazy damm dog anyway

Sorry forget that one two,, that's an exercise,, 

So if that brings back memories for you  I have already created something warm and soft and good 

Think of yours,,,,    and enjoy

So enjoy and read on

Edit

Similar rhymes can be found in many societies, including ancient Greece. The modern English language rhyme can be dated to at least to the 17th century when James Howell in his collection of proverbs noted:

Raine raine goe to Spain: faire weather come againe.^[1]

A version very similar to the modern version was noted by John Aubrey in 1687 as used by "little children" to "charme away the Raine...":

Rain raine goe away,

Come again a Saturday.^[1]

A wide variety of alternatives have been recorded including: "Midsummer day", "washing day", "Christmas Day" and "Martha's wedding day".^[1]

In the mid-19th century James Orchard Halliwell collected and published the version:

Rain, rain, go away

Come again another day

Little Arthur wants to play.^[2]

In a book from the late 19th century, the lyrics are as follows:

Rain, Rain,

Go away;

Come again,

April day;

Little Johnny wants to play.^[3]

Rain rain

go away 

come again another day 

little (insert your name here )wants to play

Boy did he get it right

N. Dakota Hwy. safety is real jerk serious

And To think the other 48 states get mad at us when we text while driving   

It would be worth a whole paycheck for Florida Highway Patrol to put that up on your amber alert highway billboard there would be people run off the road laughing

 Don't jerk and drive!! - 

Don't jerk and drive!! We know who you are! Cut that shit out now! We have the pictures as well!!

I don't make this shit up really

 Fat Women Posting in Personals -

It's getting laughable. There are so many fat women looking to get laid. On one hand, I guess they have to advertise for sex. On the other hand, most of their encounters have to be a one night stand.

Here's a novel idea; rather than suffering years or decades of your life depressed and with low self esteem, how about spending 6-9 months on a diet?????

For the record, there is no such thing as a BBW!

Places Not to go if You Want to Stay Alive

This is FASCINATING!!
WORLD MURDER STATISTIC
From the World Health Organization
The latest Murder Statistics for the world: Murders per 100,000 citizens per year.
Honduras 91.6 (WOW!!)
El Salvador 69.2
Cote d'lvoire 56.9
Jamaica 52.2
Venezuela 45.1
Belize 41.4
US Virgin Islands 39.2
Guatemala 38.5
Saint Kitts and Nevis 38.2
Zambia 38.0
Uganda 36.3
Malawi 36.0
Lesotho 35.2
Trinidad and Tobago 35.2
Colombia 33.4
South Africa 31.8
Congo 30.8
Central African Republic 29.3
Bahamas 27.4
Puerto Rico 26.2
Saint Lucia 25.2
Dominican Republic 25.0
Tanzania 24.5
Sudan 24.2
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines 22.9
Ethiopia 22.5
Guinea 22.5
Dominica 22.1
Burundi 21.7
Democratic Republic of the Congo 21.7
Panama 21.6
Brazil 21.0
Equatorial Guinea 20.7
Guinea-Bissau 20.2
Kenya 20.1
Kyrgyzstan 20.1
Cameroon 19.7
Montserrat 19.7
Greenland 19.2
Angola 19.0
Guy ana 18.6
Burkina Faso 18.0
Eritrea 17.8
Namibia 17.2
Rwanda 17.1
Mexico 16.9
Chad 15.8
Ghana 15.7
Ecuador 15.2
North Korea 15.2
Benin 15.1
Sierra Leone 14.9
Mauritania 14.7
Botswana 14.5
Zimbabwe 14.3
Gabon 13.8
Nicaragua 13.6
French Guiana 13.3
Papua New Guinea 13.0
Swaziland 12.9
Bermuda 12.3
Comoros 12.2
Nigeria 12.2
Cape Verde 11.6
Grenada 11.5
Paraguay 11.5
Barbados 11.3
Togo 10.9
Gambia 10.8
Peru 10.8
Myanmar 10.2
Russia 102
Liberia 10.1
Costa Rica 10.0
Nauru 9.8
Bolivia 8.9
Mozambique 8.8
Kazakhstan 8.8
Senegal 8.7
Turks and Caicos Islands 8.7
Mongolia 8.7
British Virgin Islands 8.6
Cayman Islands 8.4
Seychelles 8.3
Madagascar 8.1
Indonesia 8.1
Mali 8.0
Pakistan 7.8
Moldova 7.5
Kiribati 7.3
Guadeloupe 7.0
Haiti 6.9
Timor-Leste 6.9
Anguilla 6.8
Antigua and Barbuda 6.8
Lithuania 6.6
Uruguay 5.9
Philippines 5.4
Ukraine 5.2
Estonia 5.2
Cuba 5.0
Belarus 4.9
Thailand 4.8
Suriname 4.6
Laos 4.6
Georgia 4.3
Martinique 4.2
And .........
The United States 4.
ALL (109) of the countries above America ,
HAVE 100% gun bans.
It might be of interest to note that SWITZERLAND is not shown on this list, because it has...NO MURDER OCCURRENCE!
However, SWITZERLAND 'S law requires that EVERYONE:
1. Own a gun.
2. Maintain Marksman qualifications ... regularly .
Did you learn anything from this?

Why I don't like shopping

Five guesses as to what is for supper 

Seeing as how I have to work tomorrow I need to build up my strength

Well I have all the food groups. And see I get 25% more food

O well

Went looking for old Tommy the Alligator But all I spotted was Tommy  the fisherman 

So with a good cup of coffee and 900000 mosquitoes it was a pretty sunset