I don't make this shit up really

 Fat Women Posting in Personals -

It's getting laughable. There are so many fat women looking to get laid. On one hand, I guess they have to advertise for sex. On the other hand, most of their encounters have to be a one night stand.

Here's a novel idea; rather than suffering years or decades of your life depressed and with low self esteem, how about spending 6-9 months on a diet?????

For the record, there is no such thing as a BBW!